Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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