Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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