when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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