Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My penis needs a shock collar
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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