Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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