'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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