butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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