does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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