ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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