nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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