sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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