Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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