i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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