He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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