My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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