He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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