Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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