I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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