Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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