Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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