I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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