Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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