New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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