He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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