Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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