what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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