come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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