Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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