Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i think i just lost a toe
God, I missed his penis.
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