I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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