What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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