I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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