Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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