I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You have to summon your inner elephant
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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