were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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