dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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