wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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