Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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