The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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