Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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