So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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