i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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