I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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