oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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