U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
420 ftw
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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