Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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