Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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