Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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