I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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