you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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